Slightly Super Heroes
Mr. Super Happy
Mr. Super Happy – Has the ability to make you super happy or force you into having super laughing fits to the point of laughing yourself to death. He can also conjure super happy midgets that latch on and hug you with super happiness and explode with glee. He has to charge up and do things like super happy blast or mega happy field.
Prop Man
Prop Man – a superhero kitted out with a vast range and array of novelty and display weapons. Nothing is real down to the armour, gauntlets and gadgets he is wearing. All of it either resin or foam cast and stuck on cheap synthetic leather or material. Most of the weapons are moderately realistically made renditions of game weapons made out of cheap metal and plastic cast handles and glass beads. Since most of his weapons break after a first blow he has to arm himself with a ridiculous amount of weapon and carry with him an arsenal , a whole giant trailer loaded packed with prop material and things and tools for fixing and making props.
Super Annoying Noise Man
Super annoying noise man – ability to emit really annoying sounds and noises that really distract and annoy you, and he sort of looks like Ricky Gervaise
Displace-oh!
Displace-oh! - This awesome super hero’s power is to teleport objects 30 cm in any direction. This would prove super awesome and extremely annoying when needing disarm someone, take something out of their hand or move an object out of their way. If she is hyper charged then she can do several objects at the same time, moving or flinging them slightly. Although moderately useless at long range , you are in trouble if you are close range to displace-oh! Although she did discover that from long range she could just teleport a bit of armour, hat, weapon , anything on your body, inside your head or body and see what happens.
Extra Lung
Extra Lung – has a third lung and extra super lung capacity allowing him to give a powerful burst of air, similar to the power of a high power rifle, giving him the ability to spit things like bullets or even blow your brains out with just a spit of air at close range. For some reason (to be disclosed) he mostly only uses fruit as his ammo, like watermelon seeds, plum seeds etc apparently because they provide a large and tasty amount of affordable ammo. This of course makes Extra Long a horrible companion after a long battle where unimaginable things happen in the toilet and in the poor heroes bowels. It I likely that his own body will collapse on him before any villain will take him down
Stoner Man
Stoner Man – seems to be just a normal dude, but with extremely and possibly supernatural ability to avoid conflict and convince other people to mellow down. With a super amazing extra super gift of the gab power and lots of weed , stoner man can convince almost anyone in any situation to just stop what they are doing and sit down and have a smoke and a chat. Nothing bad ever happens to stoner man as both sides seem to obsessively protect him, which Is actually a very powerful part of his abilities. Weed happens to be like kryptonite to CO2 man and just the smallest waft will snap him into a red eyed mellow and loving version of himself with an asthma like ability to breathe. With a massive sudden lack of oxygen carried to the brain CO2 man will quickly shut down and pass out even after only a few breaths of a smoke.
The Fog
The Fog – A torsion experiment ripped this scientists body into a loosely connected mist like creature, woven in a fourth dimension to hold it together. The thing that is running the fog, which in essence is him, which holds together this 3d figure in a mist, is kept in a twisted hour glass shaped object , kept in a membrane that contains compressed hydrogen gas , along with the torsion energy, keeping it hovering a good distance above ground and able to fly and propel itself at high speeds and great distances. There is allot more to the membrane than just a hovering assist. There is the ‘skin’ of it and large amounts of the top and base that absorb and suck in nutrients from what is in the mist. Because the sentient torsion energy is so efficient and sufficient largely on sunlight and kinetic energy , it would take weeks, if not months to absorb the life out of a living being. The Mist can control a large body of water in the form of mist, but can form dustings of rain, some light falling snowflakes , even lightning effects and strikes like static electricity jabs, hail that you can hardly see, and whips/punches of wind, he could also make it really hard to see and lead you astray. Although this hero might not seem as dangerous in a fight as many, he is also virtually impossible to kill as he is mostly mist. The brain sentient core that we mentioned earlier is, as not mentioned, only about as big as a pea; microchip sentience; the simple version of sentient tech; so he’s quick and intelligent but a bit awkward and with a mind that needs constant step by step spoon feeding for him to actually understand anything. Once computed and understood it would be engrained in there though
Elementastical Boy
Elementastical Boy – Has the ability to control the elements, but only a little bit, like conjure a small candle sized flame that he can hold up against something, but not really set anything on fire, although might be able to heat it a bit, able to move small stones or create a breeze of wind
Lactic Acid Man
Lactic acid Man – ability to make even the most super of physical heroes or people get extremely sore muscles, which can be directed or generalized to the whole bodies and muscles you didn’t even know you had spasmodically twitching and cramping
Irritable Bowel Man
Irritable Bowel Man – has the ability to give you food poisoning or a bodily reaction that instantly makes you defecate and need to vomit at the same time. Hugely effective against large groups of people or armies racing at you, the confusion and lack of spirit and momentum and the grossness of it all has a great effect. The effect comes from gasses that he emits, which he has started bottling up or compressing into gas canisters and bombs
Vision Girl
Vision Girl – has the power to slightly impair your vision and kind of make things blurry so that you can’t really see that good and might need to get glasses or something to read. She can’t quite make you blind but it’s really confusing if things suddenly go a bit blurry particularly if you’re reading something or you are using some form of advanced sci fi console of destruction or you’re a super awesome sniper
Slightly Super Villains
General Petraeus
General Petraeus -
Head of the SSIA. After stepping down due to a fabricated scandal as the head of CIA, Petraeus was headhunted to become the new leader of the SSIA - Super Secret Intelligence Agency. This is the agency that deals with all super classified operations that are even kept secret from the CIA and the Government. It is guided by the elected council of the Bohemian Grove, who consists of senior members of parliament and official positions in the government as well as elite power positions in the business world. This is of course all funded by various sources and individuals but centered hubs either in Qatar or UAE.
Effectively Petraues , under the guidance of the Bohemian Grove and the Emir of Qatar and his network of Emirs, Kings and Sheiks , runs the Global Domination program, coordinating special ops forces of a myriad of nationalities and locations all over the world to orchestrate wars and battle outcomes to go their way. He also coordinates the secret research and torture facilities around the globe, including the US's own Grey's , who are an unfortunate consequence of extreme long term exposure to Torsion generators and Bose gas and various forms of attempted quantum field generator
Head of the SSIA. After stepping down due to a fabricated scandal as the head of CIA, Petraeus was headhunted to become the new leader of the SSIA - Super Secret Intelligence Agency. This is the agency that deals with all super classified operations that are even kept secret from the CIA and the Government. It is guided by the elected council of the Bohemian Grove, who consists of senior members of parliament and official positions in the government as well as elite power positions in the business world. This is of course all funded by various sources and individuals but centered hubs either in Qatar or UAE.
Effectively Petraues , under the guidance of the Bohemian Grove and the Emir of Qatar and his network of Emirs, Kings and Sheiks , runs the Global Domination program, coordinating special ops forces of a myriad of nationalities and locations all over the world to orchestrate wars and battle outcomes to go their way. He also coordinates the secret research and torture facilities around the globe, including the US's own Grey's , who are an unfortunate consequence of extreme long term exposure to Torsion generators and Bose gas and various forms of attempted quantum field generator
The Greys
The Greys – mutant humanoids that have lived for generations in underground experimental facilities. They fly around in the latest secret government tech like flying saucers and abduct people for their own pleasure – which they get from experimenting on people , being modified to have no sexual desires they instead get satisfaction from elaborate experiments that follow people in complex games and patterns. Their product manufacturing and inventions keep them in business and their activities and locations largely hidden and under government protection.
CO2 Lady
CO2 Lady – (villain type character) – This girl is a complete party pooper or buzz killer, who can inhale any toxin or airborne particle, virus, bacteria etc and convert it into CO2 gas. The large amounts of CO2 emitted from her using her powers has caused global outcry and has made her hated by all anti pollution pro renewable energy groups around , which have all grown in power globally. It is this hatred for the use of her power and numerous attempts at her life by GCC, NATO, CIA, ECOWAS and the Global Green Party (GGP) caused her to change her alliance and become a villain of sorts
Necro Girl
Necro Girl – has the ability to reanimate the dead , but only control them with direct attention, making it virtually impossible to coordinate more than 4 at a time , while any other non attended reanimated braindead zombie will just stand there on a standby mode. She also has to micro manage any movement , sounds etc , which took her a long while to train, like being able to focus on and trigger the jaw muscles for a bite and gripping with the hands and moving of body, then coordinate this in the right order. So there is never any danger of a large undead army coming for us, but people were getting upset about the defiling of dead bodies and she could be a bit of trouble to get to if she got to , say, a graveyard.
Nuclear Dude
Nuclear Dude – largely a carrier of nuclear energy his body contains a torsion generator that keeps him alive driven by the latest in nuclear technology. This effectively makes him a walking nuclear plant that could develop into a nuclear bomb. If he was to be near the wrong place he could decimate a whole country if someone shot him or he fell really hard off something. Nuclear man can power any devices by holding power cords or sticking his hands on devices or generators. When he is at home plugged into his mansion/lair he feeds his own power plant with enough energy to supply a city. With an interest in controversial science and a’ I come in peace’ suspicious message about him, he became labelled a villain and therefore got company of people like G.M, CO2 Lady and necro girl, and consequently became a villain.
Gasseous Maximus
Gasseous Maximus – can tolerate any noxious gasses and poisons and can emit large clouds of lethal gasses and various forms or neuro toxins and psycho active gasses, although it is only relative to what he has to eat and his immediate surroundings.
Chanty Guy
Chanty Guy – needs rituals and chants to summon a demon, but needs 6 – 12 hours to do his elaborate ritual of amazing colour and sound display to summon a demon that is really scary and tries to say Booh and scare people but can’t really do anything else other than looking really scary
Juanita (neutral/chaotic)
Juanita – Super awesome cleaning lady who can get access to any secure area to clean it – not good or evil just clean
Mister Sparkle
Has the power of sparkles and sparks, which can sort of singe you and is really bright and irritating but he can make cool patterns and stuff at night like make out a single letter or a small word, which is kind of trippy
Miss Super Defensive
she has the power to turn anything around and make you feel bad about it even if she is doing something horribly wrong and you just saved a whole bunch of people, somehow you find yourself defending yourself and feeling bad and trying to make it up to her
Heroes that everyone hates and dies the first time they use their powers;
STD/STI Man – has the ability to inflict you with any sexually transmitted disease , causing no immediate visible effect , but horrible long term and incurable effects.
Stealth Wing – half cyborg and half nerd this guy has developed a jet pack with extendable wings that allow him to fly ridiculous distances (except he runs out of jet fuel really quick so he can't really go for more than a couple of hours before needing to refuel ) , with a wingspan like a concord. He has to launch out of a plane though and has no ability to land or really fight in any form or way, other than maybe drop something at people or carry a gun that he can shoot at planes if he has to although they are all too heavily armoured for that to work and anything more powerfull than that would knock him off his path and make him crash. If you tried to use the jet pack without already having momentum it would rip you in half and burn anything around you . So stealth wing can’t really do anything other than hanglide or jet around and do reccon missions. To land he has to either parachute down somewhere or get back up into the cargo plane and get into the back of the plane, which involves a scary manoeuvre of closing the wings and being flung into the net at the back of the plane
Constipation Man – Has the ability to make you extremely constipated, making your intestines suck out all the moisture , making it virtually impossible to get it out and can eventually be lethal under long exposures to his power. The effect is so slow and a bit painful at the time but still makes him pretty useless in the heat of a battle.